In a campaign you the reader will be forced to view images that are both disturbing and hold evidence of campaign malfeasance... this is neither... sorry. For the rest we are using skills handout #1 and are bored...
Everything seems to come down to experience... in joke telling and to a lesser degree in politics... the person telling the joke influenced the mood of the discussion... many a truth is spoken in jest sort of idea... and how quickly you pounce on your 1st scandal is critical... so here it is... the set-up In the digital age my candidate brings...
So for Ric4Mayor... it's his to lose... so something safe for the tweens, twips and twerps "Clarity in all that is in every spoken written wired or weird word"... or something obvious... "I have enough twits on my staff"... "Cut from the same cloth as your jeans"
Barb4Mayor has such a known quality the spin is more profound... "Barb knows where the wireless bodies are buried and is not afraid to excavate"... "Barb but only if experience counts"
Naheed4Mayor is making noise both from his social networking platform and tussle with the Police over something as trivial as numbers... can Sheldon become mayor... "According to my calculations you would be an idiot not to vote for me"... "Due to demand we will no longer be handing out the... Support your local police force force!... bumper-stickers" "I have diagnosed the police budget and find it has an efficient, effective and scary ability to respond quickly... to all threats... way higher than at the national standard... and at all hours... relentlessly..."
Bob4Mayor has a Twitter problem with a bobhoggsworth... because it's kinda funny... maybe appeal to the kids that you know what all the numbers and regulations mean..."Your friendly neighborhood uncle Bob"... "Been there done that wove the original t shirt"... a case could be made for "When I 1st started my 1st platform was Word Perfect" catchy......
Lord4Mayor and yes you should stoop when necessary and convenient "2 trillion hits to my name can't all be wrong"
Wayne4Mayor in theory has the knowledge and tact support of the current status quo... an insider who has never been elected... opposite might be fun... "Wayne ... I know nothing.... nothing" "Wayne I havea more than full and complete understanding of the environmental, social, political, financial, and spiritual consequences of communication deregulation factoring in the degradation of the transmission capacity in respect to stock performance."... "Wayne friend of communication"
Oscar4Mayor "Wear aluminum in your scarves"
The rest did not distinguish... except on their stance of selling Enmax Calgarys' lone profitable and relevant city service...
Set up: The subject of selling Enmax to pay the balance of the contracting bills left over from the previous administration is championed by a couple of the remaining candidates
Punchline: The proceeds from the sale would go towards funding a judicial review of how "World Class" piece of art in Calgary... worth more than 10 time what we have ever given a country let alone an artist for a piece... without a vote from Council approving it? Not a vote approving the possibility of having approved it down the line... depending on how the wind blows... that vote we know passed......
Tag line:the review will be held in-camera and according to our justifications... transparent
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