Once again sorry if you accidentally surfed into this... for the rest we are using skills handout #1 and we are bored...
Now is the time to assign a cartoon character to each of the candidates... unless they are already too cartoonish in which case we hope they say or print something stupid...Like one aldermanic candidate spelled the city "Clagary" on his campaign literature. I don't want to name him because he isn't running for mayor... but if he had been... it would have been his Logo in avatar...
Cartooning a candidate is to use one or all of the techniques in the Wits skills handout #1 or wing it... either way... to create the perspective the jokes take. I will run down the list of candidates and see if you can imagine the cartooning being done to the candidate or what is being left to ferment into a fine whine...
I will begin alphabetically from #1 on skill handout #1 Exaggeration and from the bottom by candidate... and start the process...
Craig Burrows Out to prove he was worth every penny we spent educating him...
Joe Connelly Former Alderman wants to take back the city from people like him...
Bonnie Devine What a great moniker... have a Devine time... maybe a princess tiara
Barry Erskine Possible lead for a sit com about a candidate that has to spend all the campaign money from his last successful election campaign of '84 or face Revenue Canada
Oscar Fech This guy has issues... give him a soap box
Bob Hawkesworth He has a kind of friar tuck fight the good fight thing going... maybe a dented halo
Barb Higgins Former news anchor by day and crime fighter by night... would be feared by all...
Sandra Hunter Pack
Gary F. Johnston Pack
Dan Knight Pack
Amanda Liu She is one of the pack... like Pigpen from Peanuts... running after the contenders in a cloud of dirt...
Jon Lord Come on... he's a Lord... he believes in faith and prayer and a really raw chicken dinner taking out the rest of the candidates...
Ric McIver Everyone keeps telling him "It's yours to lose"... will find a way...
Naheed K. Nenshi Charismatic in a Big Bang Theory way...
Wayne Stewart Former CEO, charitable background, nice guy... too qualified
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